Going Bananas in Fond-Du-Lac

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The Wisconsin town of Fond-Du-Lac has been the victim of theft. However, this was not your ordinary thief looking for money or jewels, but someone dressed in a gorilla suit, trying to nab a $50 USD Styrofoam banana.

The incident occurred on May 21, at about 12:30 AM when a masked marauder entered one of the Kwik Trip convenient stores. The 'gorilla' eyed its plunder: a giant banana, which was a part of a fruit display. However, the attempt was unsuccessful and it escaped in a white getaway car.

Not ready to give up, the banana bandit went to look for the faux over-sized banana at another Kwik Trip location down the road. The employee here was not ready to give up his decor so easily, even to a dangerous-looking gorilla, and tried to stop the bandit.

While he was unsuccessful at stopping the theft, he did manage to unmask the banana bandit, who it turns out, is a woman. While she hasn't been caught yet, Kwik Trip manager Marissa Erber who views the whole situation as hilarious, is planning to hang another Styrofoam banana as bait, just in case the 'gorilla' shows up again!

sources: fox11online.com,seattlepi.com

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  • cahill74
    cahill74about 13 years
    So funny!
  • swirlylollypops
    swirlylollypopsover 13 years
    :) haha
    • samiisawesomover 13 years
      Why am I soooooooooooo awesome?? I am the bomb digguity!! Oh yeahh buddy.
      • Samiisawesomover 13 years
        I love bananas
        • Wisconsin Girlover 13 years
          Living in Wisconsin makes life really interesting. Things always happen that are weird and unexpected but you get used to them.
          • dewshadow
            dewshadowover 13 years
            lolz
            • wifeover 13 years
              awesome!
              • chekoalmost 14 years
                soooooooooooooooo funny!!! but i hope that gorilla does not turn up at my house caause i like my bananas
                • Obama is nice !!!!!!!!over 15 years
                  THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNNNNNNNNY AND IT WASSSSSSSSS CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                  • Jennyabout 16 years
                    IT FUNNY